What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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