r u smart..... or ur black

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A dyslexic blind man

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I drive a 'rarri

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Hello Braydon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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