- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats white and sticky fluff

say cheese

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

why does column have a letter n?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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