- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the man without a tongue say...

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

i can't stand cripple jokes

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