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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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