Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Knock knock. Death.

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The Holocaust.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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*you're

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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