- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

ever tried african food? they neither

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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