- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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