What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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when debbie meets downer

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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