If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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