A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What's clear and wet? water

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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acualy is dolan

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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