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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Guess what? Holocaust

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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