- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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