Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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tom hall

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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hi iggy

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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