- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

apple pie.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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