Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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your all shit at jokes

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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