Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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girls basketball

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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