Arrow to the Knee

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The NBA lockout

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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