Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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