Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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SNAPPLE!

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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