A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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