Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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