- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

...and I'm a Mormon.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

A seal walks into a club.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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