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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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