Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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