Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why? Why not?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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A whole 'nother.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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