Jews who wear penny loafers...

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Ruller

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

tim tebow is a great quarterback

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

I had a dream I watched Inception.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Rick Perry.

American healthcare.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What's 1+1? 4.

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