Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Politics.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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