Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Sarah Palin

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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