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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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