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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Women deserve equal rights.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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