If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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    If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then Chuck Norris has more money cause he round house kicked you in the face and took your $5.

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    Chuck Norris can't divide by zero because it is impossible.

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