What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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