An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Flop dog

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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