What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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