Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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8=D

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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