Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

a man walked into a bar and said ow

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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