- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

A black person in the NHL

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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