If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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womens sports...

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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