Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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acuna

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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One time i was sitting down

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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