Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Anti Joke

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