- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

your so fat. your fat!

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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