Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    y is ya grandad gay?... coz ya dad

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    ha. i get it

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    Ramin Nazeri is a sweaty, hairy Indian who is 5"4' and has only a couple of friends. Actually, his only friends are two queers that are equally lame and lonely as him, their names are Kevin and KJ.

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    Poor kid.......now he can't eat his ice-cream

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    Q:Hey you wanna an armpit? A:Yes

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    why did the white man give the waiter a large tip? Because he was satisfied with his service

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    this joke is so stupid

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    I've told this way too many times to my friends and then I burst out of laughter after and they look at me like 'you're a sick person you know that'

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    roses are red, violets are blue, get in the van i have a gun

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