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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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