On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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