Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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