- Anti Joke

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.