How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Jewish People

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Hey Caleb.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Write your own

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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I came.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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gay marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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