Golf.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Women's rights

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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