Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A fish walks into a bar

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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